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I notis you not have Wholesome Goodness 10 for 10 circled so I took da liberties.
I notis you not have Wholesome Goodness 10 for 10 circled so I took da liberties.
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It’s Caturday zzzzzzzzz
It’s Caturday zzzzzzzzz
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Today was not a good day because the rain and thunder wouldn’t stop and I am scared of rain and thunder. I have been scared of thunder ever since I was born in a dumpster behind a Chick-Fil-A and it would rain and the thunder would be really loud all around me. So now whenever it rains real hard I run and hide in the bathroom because all the other rooms in the house have big huge windows where I can see the lightning outside.

So today I hid in the bathroom for about 5 hours, but then my mom had to do her hair which meant she had to bring out the HAIR DRYER MONSTER NOOoooo!! So there I was trapped between the two things I hate most: thunder and lightning and the HAIR DRYER MONSTER NOOoooo! Both things make me run and hide and slither on my belly under the chairs where I can barely fit so no one can reach me.

In the end I just decided that as long as the HAIR DRYER MONSTER NOOoooo! didn’t come near me I would stay in the bathroom away from the thunder. But I got inside the bathtub just to be safe.

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Here I am being scared in the bathroom.
Here I am being scared in the bathroom.
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I didn’t do it I promise
I didn’t do it I promise
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Last night I brought my mom a megapede bug thing I found on the floor. It had lots of arms which is a perfect gift because I love my mom A LOT. But then she squished it accidentally and wrapped it up in paper and threw it in the garbage accidentally. Then she forgot to take it out of the garbage accidentally, so I sat in front of it watching it to make sure it didn’t get out.
Last night I brought my mom a megapede bug thing I found on the floor. It had lots of arms which is a perfect gift because I love my mom A LOT. But then she squished it accidentally and wrapped it up in paper and threw it in the garbage accidentally. Then she forgot to take it out of the garbage accidentally, so I sat in front of it watching it to make sure it didn’t get out.
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Owsche

I bonked my head on the window today trying to catch a bird that was flying outside. I have to go take a nap now.
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My mom took this when I was supposed to be watching the laundry last week.
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I don’t know where my mom is. She just left me sitting here. Amanda came over to see me and that was nice. My mom says she’s hanging out with her friends Sam and Jeff and Mark. I guess I’ll just sit here and wait for her. Sigh.

I don’t know where my mom is. She just left me sitting here. Amanda came over to see me and that was nice.

My mom says she’s hanging out with her friends Sam and Jeff and Mark. I guess I’ll just sit here and wait for her. Sigh.

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Today is laundry day and my mom put me in charge of guarding the clean laundry that doesn’t need to be washed. It is a very important responsibility so I hope I do a good job. Don’t tell my mom but sometimes I fall asleep in the laundry. It’s so warmmmm and smells nice zzzzzzzz.

Today is laundry day and my mom put me in charge of guarding the clean laundry that doesn’t need to be washed. It is a very important responsibility so I hope I do a good job.

Don’t tell my mom but sometimes I fall asleep in the laundry. It’s so warmmmm and smells nice zzzzzzzz.